May 2013
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
klaws4444:
Ugh I hate being bloated
barbieandken:
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
me: eats a snack while making a snack
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
mydisneystories:
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
pizza you come up with the best ideas
bluepac:
if you draw a picture of me no matter how bad you think it is i will literally cherish it forever
romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
Who am I supposed to go to lunch with tomorrow? I forgot. I’m so sorry!
at what age do i just magically turn hot
kanyewesticle:
whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
getoffmybloghoe:
when he texts first <3
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
pornolympics:
Tell me I’m cute but get ready for me to deny it
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
person: i like you
me: why
