i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
klaws4444: Ugh I hate being bloated
barbieandken: I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
me: eats a snack while making a snack
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
mydisneystories: pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it pizza you come up with the best ideas
bluepac: if you draw a picture of me no matter how bad you think it is i will literally cherish it forever
romulusthread: stop doing that and do me instead
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
Who am I supposed to go to lunch with tomorrow? I forgot. I’m so sorry!
at what age do i just magically turn hot
kanyewesticle: whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
getoffmybloghoe: when he texts first <3
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
pornolympics: Tell me I’m cute but get ready for me to deny it
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
person: i like you